Some Emo jokes

My brother, sister and mum have arrived from Australia!!!! Gah, I missed them... Anyway, my brother...the self-proclaimed comedian...has just told me a few Emo jokes and considering the theme of many people's blogs (i.e. Frankenbeans, Chino) I think I'll join in the Emo slandering. 1. Why did the Emo cut herself?? -dramatic pause- Because she was Emo!!! 2. Why didn't the blonde Emo die?? -another