Dancing By Myself

Will Smith gets jiggyFat Joe leans backIce Cube boogiesBut I dunno how to act~I can’t do The HumptyI can’t MoonwalkI just squat in the cornerAnd let my body rock~This is all so depressingI need my own grooveOne that looks so sadAnd keeps me in my mood~The Sprinkler, the Running ManNothing ever seems to fitI need a move of my ownI call it “The Emo Wrist Slit”